User:Lucretia

Lucretia is a young rich man who desperately wants to marry any woman of color. He finds it especially attractive when she can be turned into a musical instrument. His hobbies include catcalling women from across the street in order to get dates and killing babies.

Lucretia was Newbie of the Month for August 2008

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What general things should we know about you?

I have terrible morning breath.

Describe yourself in four flattering words (obituary-style):

Omnipotent, Omnipresent, Omniscient, Humble.

What is your religious identification/lack thereof?

I follow Christian ethics and attend a church.

However, I'm an unmitigated atheist. I don't feel it's rational to believe in anything that isn't substantiated by empirical evidence.

Which gender are you sexually attracted to?

I'm sexually attracted to women, but I only tend to admire the personalities of men. That is, in my age group. I very much admire women who are at least 30.