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Spacefem.com Useless Poetry Contest: Vote!

Please vote for your favorite poem! You can vote based on whatever criteria you'd like, since the contest is about useless poetry, winning is pretty useless too!

Contest: Ugly Foods Shout Tangerines

Pavlova sitting idly by,
Watches scenes- the family cries,
And in its heart of cream and jelly,
Resounding sounds of guns on tellies.

And without speedy refridgeration,
Pavlova- a food- posion for the nation,
I knife towards the Pavlova gleams,
"Cut the Goddamn Tangerine" it screams.

  Contest: Sad Hamsters

my poor small hamster
he is running on his wheel
it is a sad wheel



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