Please vote for your favorite poem! You can vote based on whatever criteria you'd like, since the contest is about useless poetry, winning is pretty useless too!
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Contest: Hydrophytic Glasses Squeal At Cows Glasses You'd think they sat on a person's face- Perched gently on a nose with grace- Wiped at with handkerchiefs of lace- But sadly, this be not the case- For when they dropped off into space- Underwater, of all place!- Swimmering with schools of bass- Wait, I meant squealing at cows- What- that doesn't ryhme. What a damn disgrace. |
Contest: Fantastic Chefs Consume Chains Rusty metal scraping Hard against your gums As you grill up a live sheep What reason? For none. Nom om om om om Hey, had a tetanus shot lately? |