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Postby Lycanthropic Dream » Fri Aug 20, 17:38

Billy Singletary. Oh boy that sure is arrousing. It sounds like Billy Idol.....but I'm a Girl!

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Postby artful dodger » Fri Aug 20, 17:42

eagil wrote:Quinten Houseman. How interesting.


Hehe, sounds like nerd porn. NOT THAT I WATCH NERD PORN. *hides*

My porn star name is Shania Sherman.
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Postby QueenLalaLand » Fri Aug 20, 17:56

Argh I have no pets... So I'd be Unknown Blackbird Landing. Thats... creepy.
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Postby strangepet » Fri Aug 20, 18:12

Fred South, if I were a guy... With my second cat it sounds it's a really pr0nish name, Peaches South.
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Postby Bork » Fri Aug 20, 18:17

Goldie Arden... what can I say? My first pet was a goldfish! Of course, even if it were the 6th pet, the name would be the same... my first 10 or so pets were all goldfish, and I was an unoriginal child.
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Postby edit the sad parts » Fri Aug 20, 18:57

Baby Starspray
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Postby Breezer » Fri Aug 20, 19:01

interesting....the name "Jackaroo Fern" just doesn't have a very sexy ring to it...
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Postby Zanzibar Clarkie » Fri Aug 20, 19:02

I am....Buddy Pebble? I sound like a Flintstone. I suppose I could be a prehistoric pr0n star...

Me do lap dance. Wiillllmmmaaaa!
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Postby crampintheneck » Fri Aug 20, 19:56

Kesha Mill Spring. I'd make a horrible pr0n star.
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Postby DWH » Fri Aug 20, 19:58

I would be Peaches Harding.

How very... pr0n-ish.
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Postby alindseyha » Fri Aug 20, 20:50

I would be Lady Porter...sounds...boring ^^
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Postby DolphinLover » Fri Aug 20, 20:51

Okay, here's my own post-count-boosting addition to this thread:

I'd be Bravy Cleveland. Whoo hoo!
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Postby Valdis » Fri Aug 20, 23:02

Bork Bork Bork and i have almsot exactly the same name. hers being Goldie Arden and mine being Goldie Garden, crazy crazy. i think it could work, if i were blond it would be better though.
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Postby A.K.A. Z » Fri Aug 20, 23:45

Archie Armstrong... might've worked in the 70's.
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Postby skeptic320 » Fri Aug 20, 23:45

Clarkie wrote:I am....Buddy Pebble? I sound like a Flintstone. I suppose I could be a prehistoric pr0n star...

Me do lap dance. Wiillllmmmaaaa!

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Postby Nic » Sat Aug 21, 3:46

Mine would be Kongal Hibiscus. Bean Flower works better, though.

Bean Flower.

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Postby lockdown » Sat Aug 21, 4:51

Mashie West Hyde... doesn't really work.
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Postby emzy » Sat Aug 21, 5:08

Mine sucks!... Rosie Bankton!
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Postby halftoadling » Sat Aug 21, 9:51

Fuzzers 14th.

Um. Sexy?
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Postby ShadowWithoutSubstance » Sat Aug 21, 11:03

I'm Bonkers NorthMain. Sex-ay!
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Postby Minkee » Sat Aug 21, 11:09

Tiger Jefferson. Ahem. Rawr.
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Postby Bork » Sat Aug 21, 11:13

halftoadling wrote:Fuzzers 14th.

Um. Sexy?


oh, dead sexy.
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Postby joolaygurl89 » Sat Aug 21, 12:15

Queenie Danielle.

Doesn't work that well for me...
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Postby rookin » Sat Aug 21, 13:10

Lilipad Jackson... wow, that is umm... arousing?
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Postby JenSparkles88 » Sat Aug 21, 14:19

Haaaaaaaa!
Freddy Breezy! Hahahahahahahaha!
I am thoroughly amused.
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